just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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