For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I know her cup size but not her name....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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