I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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