I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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