Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
