Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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