Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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