Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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