Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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