And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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