New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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