HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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