why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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