Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
In America we eat man semen.
my shit smells like andre
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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