I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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