Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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