i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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