There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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