Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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