Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what day is it and did you see me today?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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