@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
