I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
