You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
What drink are we having for lunch?
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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