I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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