"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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