Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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