talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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