Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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