I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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