Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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