Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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