Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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