Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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