fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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