Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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