I heard we made out
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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