I skipped work to stalk him.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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