So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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