The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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