no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
