He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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