I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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