You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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