dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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