As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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