Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Shame is for Republicans.
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