after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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