so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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