I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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