I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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