Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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