I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
