he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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